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Dick - Just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Electricity comes from electrons,
and morality comes from morons.

My girlfriend is good at multitasking,
but she can't have sex and a headache at the same time!

My boss always has no travel money to do the mission,
but always has money for another useless conference.

My penis is my embarrassment;
I ran into a wall with an erection,
and broke my nose instead.

I came home for a quickie.
The milkman had the same idea.
So I had to wait...

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