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The lingerie store

A woman went to an exclusive lingerie store and she dragged her husband along.

While the wife was browsing in various areas of the store, the husband was feeling uneasy and out of place.

Then a gorgeous saleslady came to him and asked, "Sir, find something?"

The husband jokingly replied, "Can I find anything for myself?"

"Well," she said with a grin, "all these clothes are for you men, sir."

The tax forms

A woman went to the IRS and asked for a thick stack of tax forms.

"Why so many?" asked the clerk.

"My son is stationed overseas," she answered. "He asked me to pick up forms for the Marines on the base."

"No, you shouldn't have to do this," said the clerk. "It's the Base Commander's job to make sure that his troops have access to the forms they need."

"Well," replied the woman, "I'm the Base Commander's mother."

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