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The proper language

At a nursery school, a teacher asked little Chloe, "What had you done over the weekend?"

"I went to visit my Nana," she replied.

"No," said the teacher, "you went to visit your grandmother, not Nana."

She then asked little Peter, "What about you?"

"I took a ride on a choo-choo, that's fun!"

"No, you took a ride on a train, not choo-choo!"

She then asked little Mary, "What about you? What had you done?"

"I read a book," she replied.

"Good!" said the teacher. "So, what book did you read?"

After a hard thought about it, little Mary finally answered,
"Winnie the Shit."

The financial problem

A man called his banker to check on his account.

"I gotta tell you," said the banker, "it doesn't look good to me. Your checking account is overdrawn and your loan is overdue!"

"I see," said the man. "It's all because of my wife. She's totally out of control."

"Well, why do you let her spend more than you have?" asked the banker.

"As far as I'm concerned," sighed the man, "it's easier to argue with you than with her..."

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