KISS

A boy came home and told his mother,
"Mom, our driver was kissing our maid..."

His mother replied, "Okay, I'll look into it."

The boy burst into laughter, then said,
"April fool! That man wasn't the driver, he was dad."
 

KISS (2)

At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver his speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word 'KISS' scribbled on it.

A guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife has sent you a KISS before you begin your speech. She must love you very much."

To which the speaker replied, "You don’t know my wife. The letters stand for
'Keep It Short, Stupid'..."
 

Love

A boy and a girl are lovers, and today, they plan to kill themselves, for the sake of love.

The boy jumps first, the girl goes back to the elevator, closes her eyes, and starts to giggle. "Yeah, love is blind." she murmurs.

At the meantime, the boy in the air opens his parachute and shouts,
"Yeah! Love never dies!"
 

Life

A tiger is giving a toast at his wedding party, then he notices one of the guests is a cat.

He asks, "Who are you? Why are you here?"

The cat replies, "Look, before my marriage I was also a tiger."
 

The size

Once upon a time, a roaster said to a lioness, "I'm falling in love with you."

The lioness sneered at the roaster, "Sorry, but I'm not and I won't! Just look at the size of your body!"

The roaster yelled, "Damn it! Don't look at the size of my body, look at the size of my confidence!"



 

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